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The two pictures above are to scale.
Yes, the Daewoo2000 Gravedigger Mk II
(on the left) is THAT FUCKING BIG.
Aunty Doris.
She pretty much runs things at Gunston Undertakers.
If she turns up to the quarry you are either dead or you're completely fucked.
This is Trevor Gunston. He is my brother. He burls around the quarry at night in his sports utility vehicle flattening corpses I mean disposing of your treasured loved ones.
In the picture above him and I are playing our favourite sport: tennis head polo.
I am Gene Gunston.
I specialize in death.
At this most trying juncture of your life just leave all the details to me.
In fact, don't even ask me a single fucking thing because fuck me, you do not want to know.
Righto.